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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Oooh. Ooooh. I'm SORRY I messed up your rose bushes. Oooh. Ooooh. EXCUSE me for making your f$#&ing penguins all distraught!!!

George W. Bush, in his ongoing efforts to piss off every ally we have left in the free world, finally ... finally ... FINALLY put the Queen of England in her rightful place.

Is it just me, or has that old broad been asking for it for years now? I mean, really ...

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Royal officials are now in touch with the Queen's insurers and Prime Minister Tony Blair to find out who will pick up the massive repair bill. Palace staff said they had never seen the Queen so angry as when she saw how her perfectly-mantained lawns had been churned up after being turned into helipads with three giant H landing markings for the Bush visit.

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"The Queen's own flock of flamingoes, which security staff insisted should be moved in case they flew into the helicopter rotors, are thought to be so traumatised after being taken to a "place of safety" that they might never return home."

Good, I says! Good riddance! Serves her right for keeping flamingos in the first place.

In the words of our own president, "I remember when I was a kid? Back in Hamptons-on-Odessa? I would bring my kickball to the playground and all the other, lesser families' children would gather to play the kickball and I would say unto them, 'LISTEN YE LITTLE CHILDREN!' cause I always talked in exclamation points back then, 'LISTEN, YE LITTLE CHILDREN. THIS KICK BALL IS MY KICK BALL. AND SO WE WILL PLAY BY MY RULES. MY RULES ARE I KICK THE BALL AND YOU PRETEND TO CATCH IT. IF YOU CATCH A BALL I KICK, YOU ARE OUT OF THE GAME. THEN YOU PRETEND TO THROW THE BALL AT ME. IF YOU HIT ME WITH THE BALL, YOU ARE OUT OF THE GAME. You ARE NEVER UP TO KICK. IF, BY SOME REASON, YOU DO GET UP TO KICK, YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY OUT. FOR EVERY RUN YOU SCORE, I GET 10 POINTS. FOR EVERY RUN I SCORE, I GET 100 POINTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, MY DAD IS IN THE CIA." I loved that game."

I've said all along what we should really do is piss off our only real ally left in the free world, then impose massive tarrifs and invade Canada.

You KNOW the robots and the orphans would be all up in that s*** in a heartbeat!

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Run for the Robots update

If'n you're looking for ideas as to what kind of robot costume you can create for the first annual RUN FOR THE ROBOTS, known by certain Highland Park residents and Junior Leaguers as "The Jingle Bell Run," look no further.

This is the first of what promises to be many updates ...

From http://www.drewslife.com/misc.shtml

"My parent's sent me to a private Christian school, and we went to the church that it was associated with as well. So I got to hear the same spiel in Monday chapel at school as I had heard the day before in Children's church. One time they had this "robot" that asked bible questions. It was actually a gigantic robot face constructed of 2 pieces of plywood spray painted silver held together by a 2x4 frame. It had one of those disco light that lit up to to music for it's mouth, and something along the lines of hubcaps for eyes. It would ask questions in this "early 80's robot" voice, and it was all pre-recorded, as was evident from the large amounts of white noise that always accompanied the robot's voice.

Since it was recorded it never said anything spontaneously.

On Sunday one of the questions went like this. "Where was Jesus born?" brief silence "The answer is not a house."

So on Monday when it asked the question "Where was Jesus born?" this guy Danny yelled out "a house."

So when the robot follows up with "The answer is not a house..." well it was pretty gangbusters for fourth grade. He got paddled for it."

Just as YOU will be paddled if you don't participate in the Run for the Robots!!! C'mon. You know you want to.

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Monday, November 24, 2003

Oh Come, All Ye Robots ...

And ROCK YOUR METALLIC ASS OFF to the patented sounds of the Mr. Shitters(TM) patented Go-Go Karaoke Party Xtreme!


---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "Cap'n Ron"
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2003 6:15:50 -0600

Charles:

How are things in Smithville? Has Choo-Choo convinced you to be his partner in the S'Ville memorial BBQ cook-off?

I don't really expect you to be able to make it to D'town on a Tuesday night, but knowing how you feel about our mechanical brethren, I thought I would regale you with my plans for organizing the Dallas Run for the Robots.

Anyway, this is my schpiel ...

Okay, so we may have missed an opportunity to all dress up as our favorite president/Warren Zevon song title/what have you for Halloween this year, but I just realized that the Jingle Bell Run is coming up, and though my running days are somewhat behind me, here's an idea I had ...

An army (or at least a good half dozen) robots running through the streets of Dallas on Dec. 9th, causing mayhem and etc.

Now, from experience, I know it takes all of about an hour and a can of spray paint, some old newspapers, a couple of boxes and, if you're really industrious, Tupperware lids and an American flag, to create your own robot costume.

I'm just ... think about it. That's all I'm saying. Just ... think about it. I've already got nearly half a dozen people SAYING they're planning on dressing up as robots and doing the Jingle Bell run. I haven't even approached the orphans about this idea yet, and you KNOW they're going to say yes. Orphans love any possible chance for hooliganism. AND they love dressing like robots.

I have found.

Peace.

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First off, I hate robots.

- Charles D'Gaulla, Nov. 24, 2003

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-----Original Message-----
From: Charles D'Gaulla [mailto:dathrillafrommanilla@travismedical.com]
Sent: Monday, November 24, 2003 5:14 AM
To: Cap'n, my Cap'n
Subject: Re: How are ya?


Harley,

Gosh, how can one turn down an offer like that.

Running robots through the streets of D-town? Good lord man!

Unfortunately, I must decline your noble invitation.

First off, I hate robots.

Second off, I hate Dallas or "D-town" as you hipsters call it and third off, I just had another kid. Yeah, yeah, I know, what the *&%$##@!!!!

Lori and baby (Jace Vincent Gola that is) are doing fine but since I will have taken almost 3 weeks off when that gay running robot homo fest will occur, I can't really swing it and on a Tuesday? Yikes.

I'm sure you'll recruit more than enough drunkards or intellectuals or wannabe techie geeks to participate.

Hell, you oughta just advertise that Mr. Shitters will be there and I'm sure you'll not only have plenty of fellow pro-robot joggers but scores of hella fine babes. Yeah......right!

Anyways, since I'm the family dude that I am, I really haven't had a chance to hang at Huebel's and converse with Choo Choo so I'm not sure how that deal went.

Other breaking news though, Charlie's has been remodeled and renamed Gabby's Icehouse. Same patrons, just a larger venue. Check you on the flip side. Later. -CDG


---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "Cap'n Ron"
Date: MON, 24 Nov 2003 20:15:50 -0600


Congratulations Charles!!! And Lori too! Actually, mostly to Lori since I know she did most of the hard work.

Did you know she was pregnant back in February when I last graced the streets of Smithville with my sleek (i.e. gay) robotic body? When was Jace Vincent born?

I congratulate you on your good taste, obviously having named your child's middle name (which I call the "Satan name") in honor of the Vinnie Vincent Invasion. Wicked!!! And sweet!!! And Hellsapoppin'!!!!

No wonder I haven't been able to get through to Charley's. I have been trying to contact them to see if they're interested in booking the Mr. Shitters(TM) patented Go-Go Karaoke Party Xtreme! (Featuring all your Vinnie Vincent Invasion classics, and every version of "Pass the Dutchie" known to Man(Registered trademark). But now I know that I should just give Gabby's Icehouse a call.

I do wonder, though, how the sweet little town of Smithville that I recall so fondly is going to survive three Golas once they all reach schoolin' age.

Congrats again, man.

Did I tell you what I am doing for Thanksgiving? I am going to Nicaragua. My brother is getting married there on Saturday. He still hasn't told me how to translate "crazier 'n a shithouse rat" into Spanish yet, which is something I NEED him to do before I complete my toast. Otherwise I'll have to go with "Mas loco que los ratons de crappier" and the last time I used that particular phrase in a Spanish-speaking country was in a Cuidad Acuna Mexico Boystown whorehouse and all it got me was a bevy of pistolas pointed at my noggin.

Feliz de Thanksgiving, muchacho pinchon. As they say in a certain Cuidad Acuna Boystown whorehouse. To you and todo la familia.


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The last time I called someone "crazier 'n a shithouse rat" in Spanish was in a Cuidad Acuna Mexico Boystown whorehouse and all it got me was a bevy of pistolas pointed at my noggin
- Donald "Wee Wee" Rumsfeld, Nov. 23, 2003, speaking on "Meet the Press (and the Feebles)"

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Saturday, November 22, 2003

Hundreds of thousands turn out for 'Party with the Prez,' England-Stylee.


But one is still left to ponder: What about Osama and the clone of Adolph Hiter????


AKA: Why we love Whitehouse spokesmen ...

-----Original Message-----
From: Donald "Wee Wee" Rumseld [mailto:dictatordon@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 7:52 PM
To: Harley Jebens
Subject: W in England.

Soooo girly man Bush won’t deal with a real democracy eh? Apparently he has refused to speak to the house of commons for fear of being heckled. Apparently he was most upset by the heckling he got from Australian MP’s.

Whitehouse spokesman explained that asking difficult questions in front of a TV audience of the commander is not how things are done in America. Questions should be submitted ahead of time and the President should be able
to leave if there is something he goes not wish to discuss.

If he appeared at the Commons he would be required to stay at the podium, think on his feet and take on any detractors as have other leaders such as Chirac…who apparently is NOT frightened of questions that he cannot answer.

Whitehouse spokesman… ‘Just because the French leader feels he has an answer to every question, does not mean that the President does. After all what if they ask about weapons of mass destruction or connections to Al Qaida or nuclear
material from Africa or Saddam smuggling the weapons into Syria or ….well, it’s a long list and it would just become a farce.’

A bizarre moment of honesty.

However Bush did give an interview with the Sun – well known for it’s two headed lizard babies and naked women on page three – but ran out of time to give an interview to the NY Times, the Washington Post, the Guardian, the Telegraph, the Independent and well…anyone else. And why should he, I say. Do those papers have naked women on page 3? NO! If the New York Times was willing to put a little ass on page three, the leader of the free (but don’t ask me any questions) world, might be giving them an interview. It has nothing to do with the fact that Murdoch owns the Sun and
this is payback for FOX News’s balanced reporting on the war.

Ooops, what war.

The war has been over since our fearless leader landed on an aircraft carrier – amazing as the Texas Air National Guard could never get him to show up to do his service back in the 70’s. Unfair…unfair, I’m sure he had more important shit to do.

I am Soooooo proud.

Yr. friend,

Don

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From: Harley Jebens
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 10:52 PM CSY
To: Donald "Wee Wee" Rumseld [mailto:dictatordon@hotmail.com]
Subject: W in England.

Yo, Wee Wee. Wazzup????

Well, yes ... But did you hear that Osama Bin Laden is now palling around with the clone of HITLER? Riding camels across the desert together apparently ...

How come nobody in the House of Commons is asking about THAT?!?!?!?!

I write such things because I am afraid that otherwise my name will appear on Bush's private "American Night of the Long Knives" list that I have a feeling he is preparing to use sometime between now and election 2004.

But hey ... The alternate energy bill just passed the House!! $5 billion for alternate energy ($4 billion for corn farmers to add corn to gas and make it more expensive). $16 billion to oil and gas and coal producers to pay them for stuff they're already doing. AND fast-track on clear-cutting and Alaska oil reserve drilling legislation. Also, I believe they are going to raffle off a Prius amongst all House Republicans. And then BURN IT to show those stinking Japs what we think of your G******ed electric cars. Take that!!!!

It all makes me proud I live in a country where I can urinate in public as long as I don't get caught.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the latest "Tomb Raider" movie came out on video today, and I've got a date with Blockbuster and then two hours scheduled of staring at Angelina Jolie's boobs.

Yr. friend.

American. Brewer. Patriot. Private Detective.

Johnny Misfortune, Esquire

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More on the Osama-Hiter axle of evil:


" "CIA director George Tenet's not forgetting that Americans come first. He's simply making the point that with Hitler on his team, Osama may now have the means to win the war on terror -- and crush the United States," a CIA source told reporters in Washington, D.C.

"Make no mistake, Hitler raised Germany up out of grinding depression and poverty almost overnight to create one of the most powerful war machines the world has ever known. Could he do it again?

"According to our analysis, yes, he can. With Osama's influence over young and radical Arabs and religious fanatics, he and Hitler have a potential army of millions. No, they don't have German weaponry and industrial might, but they don't need them.

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"There's no telling what scheme Hitler will come up with to take advantage. Just thinking about it scares the hell out of me."


Thursday, November 13, 2003

Belgian saves fish with kiss of life

Mouth-to-mouth with koi saved pet, newspaper reports

BRUSSELS, Nov 4 — A former Belgian ambulance driver put his first aid skills to good use by reviving one of his pond fish with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

Man, those f*****g Belgian fish-kissers CRACK me up!

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Tune in, stick your finder in your ear, turn on, drop out ...

Wristwatch phone turns your finger into an earpiece

PARIS (AFP) - A Japanese company has invented the world's first wristwatch phone which works by transforming the user's finger into an earpiece, it was reported.

"The user puts his finger into his ear for the vibrations to be picked up by the eardrum, which then transcribes them back into sound signals for the brain. "

"To talk, he or she simply speaks into a microphone on the wristband. "

Ah, the places I could go. Ah, the "pull my finger" jokes I could tell ...

... But this site is too classy to go that route.

And when I say "Class," I am of course referring to the 1980s teen sex flick starring Jacqueline Bisset and Andrew McCarthy.

Okay. Just one pull my finger joke.

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Jesus walks into this bar.

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Ah, but you've heard that one before.

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Light & Camera: Then We'll Have Action!

As many - and when I say "many" of course I mean "2" of you know, I've recently picked up a new cell phone - a Nokia 3650 camera phone. I've gotten a kick out of this thing. And I would post some of the photos I've taken with the camera phone to this site except that @#@%!!!ing Yahoo! hosting won't let me upload any more pictures.

Quick aside: Anyone know where I can find some cheap web or especially image hosting? Please, let me know.

Anyway, check out my Photoblog thing if you want to see some of those pictures.

Anyway, Martin Little on the Mobitopia site had an interesting post about camera phones.

It went a little something like this:

There seems to be no doubt that cameraphones are currently and will continue to sell like hotcakes. Somewhat unsurprisingly, cameraphones are even outselling digital cameras, almost simply because when you go to buy a new phone, there's an extremely good chance the camera function will already be integrated.

Over the coming months and years, we are near-guaranteed a gradual rise in image capture resolution, from one megapixel to two megapixel to X megapixels. We'll move to phone (and WiFi?) networks that make sending and receiving large image files cheaper and easier than at the moment.

.... So, where is the fly in the ointment? Lighting. We're simply not getting it. Looking at my own moblog, there are far too many pictures on there that are just too dark, and there are plenty lying unpublished due to a lack of light. The reduced light modes offered on many cameraphones do help slightly, but what we really need is some focus(!) on this area.

Is the future looking bright?

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Read the Rest of his post here.

I've had the Nokia 3650 camera phone for 6 weeks or more now. Long enough to receive my first bill at least :)

And I find many of my behaviours and wishes echoing Martin Little's thoughts.

I was never much of a regular cell phone user before, but thanks to the camera the 3650 includes, I find myself taking the phone with me, and using it, far more often than I ever used my cell phone before. You never know when there might be a great opportunity to snap a pic!

That's the life of a private detective (license, monkey partner and cadillac convertible all pending) for you though: You have to be prepared. Prepared to cut the shit and solve the crime at a moment's notice. Ready! At the first sign of a cheating spouse or a fluttering skirt to whip out that cell phone and snap a photo, danger or propriety or privacy be damned! The weeds of crime bear bitter fruit as we all know too well. And a private detective without a cell phone/digital camera these days, well, he's just dick.

Ha ha. A little private detective humor there.

So, what I'm trying to say is that I love my cell phone more than I hate crime itself. But like crack cocaine ... sweet, sweet crack cocaine ... ah, wonderful crack cocaine ... I find myself quickly unsatisfied with what is available. Where is the auto focus, I shout out late in the night, standing in my apartment complex parking lot in the pouring rain, wearing nothing by my Incredible Hulk boxer shorts, one sock and a smile. Where is the flash! Where is the sweet, sweet flash!! Damn your eyes!!! My kingdom (that would be Iretria) for some flash!!!

Sure, you may say. "Mr. Private Detective, maybe it's because you don't know your cell phone as well as you ought!"

Balderdash, I say! Balderdash, you heinous beast.

Okay.

Maybe you have a point.

And a counterpoint: I was showing off the phone this weekend in a bar and a couple of us were trying to figure out how to change the default contrast or contrast settings on the phone, but gave up. I seem to take most of my photos when I'm out at night, and in bars, oddly enough. Maybe it was because we were out at a bar, but none of us stumbled onto the fact that you could adjust the phone to a 'night' setting. (I've figured that out now ...)

While I'm busy prattling away, I wouldbe remiss if I didn't point out this Nokia-sponsored sweepstakes I just came across: https://www.nokiaconnections.com/PickAPhoneSweeps/PickAPhoneSweeps.aspx

Winners of this contest will be able to pick from 10 phones, and they'll get 3 months of service, and the chance to win some cash... I think the cash grand prize is $1000.

There are pretty good deals on most of these phones through carriers, I think, but still ... a free phone and one thousand bucks is a free phone and one thousand bucks.

Here are the phones included in the sweepstakes: 2285, 3300, 3560, 3586i, 3595, 3600, 3650, 6800, 6610, 7210.

Oh, and one more Nokia contest: This one to win a trip to the Sugar Bowl

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For the person in your life who has everything . . .

... EXCEPT the memory of touring Penn Jillette's "desert palace" in Vegas.

Magic! Weirdness! A framed tattoo on real human skin!! Some big plastic purple mantis/Krishna thing!

If you're not a fan of Penn Jillette, you can probably take the occasion to punch him, right in the G******** mouth! And his little silent friend Teller too!

Bidding ends on Nov. 18th for this once in a lifetime offer.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2202995503

All it will cost you is approximately one cool grand. Or thereabouts.

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Tuesday, November 04, 2003

This just in: homeless man with shotgun no match for wily old ladies with their pickles, rum and hot showers

'Kindness' overwhelms armed intruder

Oct. 30 — After a man wielding a sawed-off shotgun smashed his way into their home Tuesday night, two Carrollwood, Fla., women kept their cool and overpowered the intruder with “kindness.”

CATHY ORD, 60, and Rose Bucher, 63, said they offered the man a ham sandwich with pickles, a bottle of rum and a shower, even providing him with a disposable razor to shave off his scruffy beard, the Tampa Tribune reported Thursday.

What can you say? It's been a baaaad month for sexual predators and bums with shotguns alike! I guess.

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Monday, November 03, 2003

Opportunity knocks ... with fists full of JUSTICE

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
yo harley, how the heck is it going over yonder

The name's Abe Lincoln and I'm two-fisted drinkin' says:
It is going good. Busy like crazy. How is it with you?

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
wow, that's great, well, we found out yesterday that we're getting laid off on a month, so it's pretty interesting out here

The name's Abe Lincoln and I'm two-fisted drinkin' says:
Oh, man. That sucks.

The name's Abe Lincoln and I'm two-fisted drinkin' says:
What's the job market like out there?

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
well, not many jobs at all, i'm definitely gonna start looking, but i'm hoping for a nice severance package so i can stay in HI for a few more months

The name's Abe Lincoln and I'm two-fisted drinkin' says:
One word: private detective.

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
haha, hmmmm, not sure how many positions there are for that, good suggestion though haha

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
the house where they filmed magnum PI is here, so people really look up to PIs here

The name's Abe Lincoln and I'm two-fisted drinkin' says:
All you need to do is get a reputation. I hear. Like "The PI who cracks the cases the local screws can't solve." Or "The PI with the monkey for a partner." Or "The PI who likes weed." Then your crime-fighting career pretty much takes care of itself. At least, that's what all my hours watching 70s detective shows late nights on WGN tells me.

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
haha, i'll have to keep that in mind

The Crocodile Hunter ( Hi, I don't care, thanks ) says:
i don't know if a PI who surfs would do well though.

The name's Abe Lincoln and I'm two-fisted drinkin' says:
How about the PI who surfs and don't take lip from no one! That there is a gold mine just waiting to be tapped!

God bless us each and every one!! Part Deux

My mistake. Apparently what I thought was a fire estinguisher on the lovely young spokesmodel holding up the "Trust Jesus to hate you and kick your ass, you sodomite you" poster (below) is not, in fact, a fire extinguisher at all …

















































…it’s a bomb.

Well, take the skinheads bowling and call me the Icelandic Iceman. I guess I was mistaken.

On the other hand, what has not apparently changed is that Jesus still hates you and wants to kick your sodomite ass.

Ah, Jesus.

Peace out.

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What liberal media, part one? Icelandic 'Iceman' grabs shark to save men

Reuters is on the case again. The news agency in question is all over this particular story:


STOCKHOLM
— An Icelandic fishing captain, known as "the Iceman" for his tough character, grabbed a 300 kg (660 lb) shark with his bare hands as it swam in shallow water towards his crew, according to a witness.

The skipper of the trawler "Erik the Red" was on a beach in Kuummiit, east Greenland, watching his crew processing a catch when he saw the shark swimming towards the fish blood and guts -- and his men.

Captain Sigurdur Petursson, known to locals as "the Iceman", ran into the shallow water and grabbed the shark by its tail. He dragged it off to dry land and killed it with his knife.

"He caught it just with his hands. There was a lot of blood in the sea and the shark came in and he thought it was dangerous," Frede Kilime, a hunter and fisherman who watched from the beach, told Reuters by phone from Greenland on Thursday, Oct. 23.

Icelandic author and journalist Reynir Traustason, who knows the trawler captain, said the act was typical of the man.

"He's called 'the Iceman' because he isn't scared of anything," he said. "I know the people in that part of the world. They are really tough."

"Also, Petursson hates sharks. Hates 'em. Hates 'em. Hates 'em. And he'll stab anything with that knife o' his. Aye, he will. Why just last week, ole Petursson stabbed Sigurd Snornsejansebergensen's wee one in the eye with his knife - without provocation!!! Yes, that Iceman's a tough old bird, he is. But crazy. Och, is he crazy. And he makes his mates clean his fish! That's the kind of scurvy bastard he is, I tell ye. Ye can't trust a man who won't clean his own fish. Let that be a lesson to you! It certainly was to Sigurd Snornsejansebergensen's wee one , I'll tell ye that right 'ere. And now."

So, Reuters was all over that story like sticky rice.

But where - oh, where? - where they when news of the Osama Bin Ladin-Sadam Hussein gay marriage and subsequent adoption of the shaved ape baby hit? Huh? I ask you? Where?

In another bizarre coincidence, my nickname in college was the Iclandic Iceman. But that's when I was going through my "Dress like Bjork, act like Val Kilmer from 'Top Gun' phase."

Ah, college.

Good times. Good times.

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Catholic School Girls 1, Known Sexual Predators 0

Girls pummel man who exposed himself

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Reuters) -- A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.

The last time I was kicked through the streets by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, it cost me my entire Christmas bonus. And to be entirely truthful, I don't think they were REALLY Catholic high school girls.

Some of them looked mighty protestant to me.

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What liberal media, part two? Saddam and Osama adopt shaved chimp

Someone tell me why Ted Koppell isn't all over THIS?????

Weekly World News - JUST ONE MONTH after their gay marriage rocked the world, ecstatic newlyweds Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein have adopted a shaved-ape baby to make their family complete.

And while the news is sure to set terrorists' hearts aflutter, the animal-rights group that delivered the chimp to a go-between who promised that the 9-month-old was going to a "good home" say they were lied to -- and they want the little critter back.

Also in this same issue, news that animals worldwide are going BEZERK! and that dining on human flesh is a delicacy in France.

Now, if I have to hear Peter Jennings go on one more time about "the economy" when the Clinton-Putin UFO cover-up story goes unreported, I WILL punch somebody.

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